so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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