please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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