yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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