then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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