Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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