He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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