Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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