i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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