I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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