FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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