Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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