guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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