That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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