Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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