don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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