I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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