I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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