I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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