Why are handjobs necessary in class?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
She needs sedatives and a leash
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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