so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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