I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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