white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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