its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My dad just said "fuck circus"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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