Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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