A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Randomize
