After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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