that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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