dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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