there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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