i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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