you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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