not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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