Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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