Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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