They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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