All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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