meet me or not, i'm out of control
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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