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i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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