i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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