What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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