I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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