I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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