the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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