ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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