Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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