I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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