I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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