so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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