does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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