im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
When are your genitals available?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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