Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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