i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We have started to decorate penises.
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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