I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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