I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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