Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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